this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
