I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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