question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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