I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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