I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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