i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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