You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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