I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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