Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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