Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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