That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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