Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I wish there were birth control emojis
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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