The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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