Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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