Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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