Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
