you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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