i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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