he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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