Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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