Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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