Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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