Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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