i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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