that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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