Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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