This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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