oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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