Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
