Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
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So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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