Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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