oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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