I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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