i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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