If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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