I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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