You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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