okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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