"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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