just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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