you guys were way drunker than both of me
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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