brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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