I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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