I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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