you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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