white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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