last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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