I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
