Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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