Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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