idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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