You just made me feel so damn special
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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