Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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