Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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