I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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