For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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