i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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